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Killdozer Helicopter News Footage
Good 'ol Killdozer enjoying fun times taking down downtown Granby, Colorado. This is a news report live at the time from a helicopter crew who have been watching him for a good long while. Featuring a phone call from a lady who knew Marvin Heemeyer and gives a bit of backstory while the man just rolls in his tank!

Clinton Kicks the Crap out of Fox News Part 2
He wiped the smirk off their faces.

Anorexia's Living Face (CBS News)
Isabelle Caro is the face behind a poignant Italian ad campaign that depicts anorexia in its truest form, one that has shocked the fashion industry. Sheila MacVicar reports. (CBSNews.com)

What News Anchors Do During Commercial Breaks w/sound
WGN News anchors Robert Jordan and Jackie Bange have been together for many years. This whole thing started out really small and simple. And then along came the internet, and a video camera, and you tube, and here we are with the funniest dance routine since that scene in Big. It's the original, What News Anchors Do During Commercial Breaks. This one has the nat sound, not cheesy music.

Five News | Naked Charity Calendar
Ruth Liptrot joins 100 naked women for a charity calendar photo shoot. Please visit chanceforrosie.org.uk Read blog here: news.five.tv

Auto-Tune the News #1: march madness. economic woes. pentagon budget cuts.
Interviewers, sportscasters, and vice presidents alike break into song to report important news. The players include my homey Sarah Fullen Gregory (she married my brother). You can find her music here: www.myspace.com www.facebook.com Newt Gingrich (on nuclear disarmament) Robert Gates (on cutting the Pentagon budget) Jim Nantz (on March Madness) Joe Biden (on the economic situation) Wayne Ellington (on how it feels to win) Lyrics: MG: Mr. Gingrich, what do you think about Obama wanting to cut down on nuclear weapons? In the key of C. And...go! NG: Uh, I just think that it's very dangerous to have a fantasy foreign policy And it can get you in enormous trouble MG: What's wrong with fantasy? I like fantasy and I live in the sea RG: We must rebalance this department's programs In order to institutionalize and finance our capabilities SG: Yeah, forget about the jets; Use our super soakers, get al quaeda wet JN: Tar Heels: rolling on to Monday night Another convincing Carolina victory SG: Ooh, that's cool, but it ain't time to pop the hennessy JN: Michigan State: heading to the national championship game Your team responded late here, coach, how did you do it? MG: Three words: Vi ag ra. JB: There will continue to be job losses The remainder of this year The question is will they continually go down Before they begin to rebound Before they begin to rebound Will they go do-do-do-down Before they begin to rebound And now it's my pleasure to present the 2009 National Championship <b>...</b>

Auto-Tune the News #2: pirates. drugs. gay marriage.
Download the mp3 here: amiestreet.com shirts: www.districtlines.com we're on twitter: www.twitter.com For the second time, pundits and news anchors urgently break into song to deliver the news. The players in the news opera include: Andrew Gregory (my big bro). You can also find him here: andrewgregorymusic.com Ruth Marcus on gay marriage Kiran Chetry on marijuana Sean Hannity and Hillary Clinton on pirates Katie Couric on melting ice Lyrics: RM: This was a pretty remarkable week on the gay marriage front First of all, to have a state like Iowa MG: Whatchoo tryna say about Iowa RM: Not the east coast state MG: East coast RM: Not the left coast state MG: Left coast RM: In a decision written by a republican appointee MG: shawty, now you sounding so fine Give me your number, we can bump and grind Talkin about politics all night Leavin the club in the mornin light If we get carried away We might get gay-married today KC: We just heard from some of our viewers who strongly support legalizing marijuana MG: Shawty, 5 of those calls was from me KC: Do you think we should legalize pot alone or all drugs, including heroin, cocaine, and meth? MG: My brain says no, but my body says yes! AG: I'm an angry gorilla. I heard you needed me (ooh ooh ah ah) SH: Now that Captain Phillips has been successfully rescued The president has decided to step in front of the spotlight AG: Ooh, I'm angry! You can't see it, but my forehead's veiny SH: And even take some credit for authorizing the <b>...</b>

Outrageous News Bloopers
Funny live TV blunders from around the world.

The Best News Bloopers on YouTube
Funny news blooper compilation.

Charlie Brooker - How To Report The News
Newswipe, Tuesdays on BBC 4 at 10.30pm Charlie Brooker for PM!! Now I feel I must add the obligitory copyright notices in the hope that the BBC don't make me take it down (pleeeease BBC, let it stay, Mr Brooker would want it to!) Copyright BBC MMX And if you like this, buy some of Charlie Brookers DVDs and books!

tv news bloopers
more funny tv news mistakes

Fox News Obituary Trashes Kurt Vonnegut
The Fox News obituary of Kurt Vonnegut airing the day after his death seemed particularly harsh to me, but I may be especially sensitive because I'm a big Vonnegut fan. I've uploaded some clips from the Fox News obituary for you to see and decide for yourself. FYI, I tracked down the origin of the ancient Greek admonition "Not to speak evil of the dead" to Diogenes Laertius quoting Chilon (pictured at the beginning of this video) quoting Aesop at: www.classicpersuasion.org The photo of Chilon itself comes from Nicolas at www.greecetaxi.gr and can be found at http Finally, this video also qualifies as the latest addition to my YouTube playlist titled "Fox News Bias" at: www.youtube.com

Fox News: Palin didn't know Africa was a continent
The Fox Report.

Auto-Tune the News #3: cuba. afghan friendship. 2-party woes.
mp3 available for download: amiestreet.com Zach McNees helped mix: www.zachmcnees.com Lyrics: EH: I think this is an ignoramus statement Umm, I was even a person who thought You know what, power to Joe the Plumber at that point SG: Before he went around laying his pipe all over town EH: Well, Joe the Plumber is not invited Anywhere around me EG: Does baby need a tissue? Thinking about the time the plumber kissed you Before you caught him creeping with the Shih Tzu RM: As republicans, the party does seem to be in chaos RP: They need to change their attitude, attitude Their attitude, attitude MG: Ay, tells us what your homeys can do To make a change RP: You know, they talk about personal freedoms They have to believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know, we know, we know you just got to believe RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To believe in it, you know MG/RM: We know! RP: To belieeeeeeeeeve! Lieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve! MG: You saying Republicans on crack Are you cozy with the Democrats? RP: I just don't think that either party Right now offers a whole lot MG: You'll see some real change From the 3rd party at my house Poppin champagne, bacardi; gettin crunked out Triple rhymin with Joe Biden While we Imbibin Hennessy Come on over--drinks on me, homey HK: We'll be friends with you AZ: And bff with you Main Damies with you HK: And colleagues with you AZ: I'll be in your crew HK <b>...</b>

FOX News Whistle blowers. UNBELIEVABLE!!!
Fox News MUST BE SEEN FOR WHAT IT IS! NOW!! Wake up for god's sake America! Watch "Outfoxed" too video.google.com January 11th 2008 Offical US 9/11 Story questioned Openly in Japanese Parliment !!! ON NATIONAL TELEVISION!!! disintershaunbooth.blogspot(.)com/2008/01/offical-us-911-sto ry-questioned-openly.html 3 more vids watch?v=IX9PQayrX-s watch?v=P5LHUInaZ9M watch?v=nhlYD0uguiQ ***Translated version of Japanese Parliament presentation.*** www.911video.de

Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramifications whatsoever.

Auto-Tune the News #4: spa regulation. serbians. sotomayor.
Urgent issues call for equally urgent harmonies, and they are provided by politicians, pundits, and gorillas alike in this chapter of news opera. mp3 available-- amiestreet.com Lyrics: EG: Ay, nah nah, hey hey, nah nah ay oh MG: I agree EG: Where all the shawties on the court?...

Auto-Tune the News #5: lettuce regulation. American blessings.
mp3: amiestreet.com find us on twitter: www.twitter.com and/or facebook: www.facebook.com Lyrics: ML: Any world order That elevates one nation over another Will fall flat SG: Ah, snap ML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism SG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves. ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better. SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space! JB: God bless America! All: Ay! JB: Gah-awd bless America! All: Ay!! JB: God bless, God God bless God bless America!! All: Ay-men!!! SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it... MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit. SB: You smoke your lettuce. MG: Believe me, I've tried. SB: You're gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco. MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato - burnin salad in my throat! RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce. MG: You can warn me all you want, but you'll never stop my leafy green fetish. SB: It's not the nicotine that kills! It's the smoooooke! The smooooooke. Cancer: it's the smoke. Heart disease: it's the smoke. Respiratory disease: it's the smoooooooke! It's the, it's the inhalation, it's the smooooke, the smooooooke. If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it's okay. It's the smooooooke, the smooooooooooooke! SG: The more produce we come <b>...</b>

Auto-Tune the News #6: Michael Jackson. drugs. Palin.
attn 6 mp3 available: amiestreet.com ATTN shirts now available: www.districtlines.com disclaimer: DON'T TAKE PILLS WITH GIN! (OR ELSE YOU WILL WAKE UP DEAD!!) the beat is a lightly remixed version of 100th Sight by Kapluckus (a Gregory Residence band consisting of Constance Waddell, Michael Gregory, Jamie Forrest, Stuart Harrison and Jacob Crigler)--find the original song here: itunes.apple.com Lyrics: NG: Hey-ohhhh! Congress! Climate change bill! Let's get our debate on--1,2,3 MB: It is time to stand up and say We get to choose We get to choose It's one of the two liberty or tyranny EG: can we please choose something in between? mediocrity? MG: chastity? HW: puppetry? OB: obesity? JE: marijuanity? pretty please?! MB: The underlying bill represents the tyranny of the government It's our choice, what will we choose today? Will we choose liberty, or will we choose tyranny? MG: it all depends--who gets to be the tyrant? SG: I thought this bill was about the climate NP: Just remember these 4 words For what this legislation means Jobs, jobs, jobs, and jobs Let's vote for jobs CC: and jobs NP: and jobs CC: don't forget about jobs Speaker: Those in favor say "aye". CC: AAAAYYE! Speaker: Those opposed, "no". JB: Hell no! Hell no! Hell noooooooo!! The fight that we have between the 2 sides of the aisle boils down to one word: JB: freedom CC: freedom! JB: freedom CC: freedom! JB: freedom that will allow the American people to live their lives hell no! Nano Man: hell no! JB: hell no <b>...</b>

Auto-Tune the News #7: texting. rhyming. pat buchanan fail.
mp3: amiestreet.com ATTN shirts available: www.districtlines.com thanks to our friend Aaron for his arresting appearance in this episode! www.myspace.com also, thanks to Tchaikovsky for providing such a fiery hook (from Swan Lake): en.wikipedia.org lyrics: JE: Let's get it right. ABS: Let's get it right. JE: Shawty on the mic. AH: The fact is that right now if you are black or hispanic, you have a much greater chance of being arrested. JE: Are you sayin we got thugs in the fuzz? AH: Particularly when it comes to the war on drugs. JE/ABS: Real talk, we got caught together smokin lettuce leaves. JE: Lettuce leaves. ABS: They put me in the slammer. JE: They gave me a college degree! ABS: WTF? JE: In biology. ABS: He don't know a tiger from a giraffe. DB: It is painful, it is shameful. ABS: Disdainful! I'm on parole. JE: I'm keepin my glass of champagne full top of the world. ABS: Brick on my ankle. DB: If you are stopped by the police Putcha head down and just wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Don't say nothin. ABS: Shh. DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Wait. ALL: Wait! DB: Putcha head down ALL: Do the dance now! DB: Putcha head down and just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! ALL: Putcha head down, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! AH: This is happening all the time It's really stunning ------------------------- PB: This has been a country built by white folks. 100% of the people who wrote the Constitution, 100% of the people who signed the Declaration of <b>...</b>

Sarah Palin Quits! Auto-Tune the News #6
mp3 available: amiestreet.com ATTN shirts also available: www.districtlines.com The Gregory Brothers bring the world another installment of the news with a beat. Among the topics this week: Jackson, Palin, and Bachman, oh my! See Michael Gregory's other videos at: www.youtube.com

Jyanipuri NewS
It's like if NewS were in a purikura ^^ Verry funny

Smoking Lettuce: Auto Tune the News #5
Gregory Brothers return with another stellar jam, this time tackling among other things lettuce and smoke mp3: amiestreet.com Lyrics: Lyrics: ML: Any world order That elevates one nation over another Will fall flat SG: Ah, snap ML: I think that goes against the idea of American exceptionalism SG: Exceptional fast food and exceptional dance moves. ML: Most Americans believe that this country was gifted by God, a blessed nation, and that we are better. SG: Yeah, we the promised land, a sacred place, gettin blessed by Joe Biden in space! JB: God bless America! All: Ay! JB: Gah-awd bless America! All: Ay!! JB: God bless, God God bless God bless America!! All: Ay-men!!! SB: Do you realize if you were to take that lettuce, dry it, and roll it, and smoke it... MG: I know, it tastes like goat shit. SB: You smoke your lettuce. MG: Believe me, I've tried. SB: You're gonna end up with similar problems than if you were smoking tobacco. MG: I know, fo sho, you should try it with tomato - burnin salad in my throat! RM: Steve Buyer, warning complacent Americans about the risks of smoking lettuce. MG: You can warn me all you want, but you'll never stop my leafy green fetish. SB: It's not the nicotine that kills! It's the smoooooke! The smooooooke. Cancer: it's the smoke. Heart disease: it's the smoke. Respiratory disease: it's the smoooooooke! It's the, it's the inhalation, it's the smooooke, the smooooooke. If they wanna obtain their nicotine, it's okay. It's the smooooooke, the <b>...</b>

Charlie Brooker on British and American TV News
A clip from Charlie Brookers Newswipe (8th April 2009) in which Brooker discusses the working of TV News on either side of the pond

Auto-Tune the News #8: dragons. geese. Michael Vick. (ft. T-Pain)
mp3: amiestreet.com iphone auto-tune app: iamtpain.smule.com We were honored to be joined in our newsmangling by Chairman Pain of the Federal Commission of T-Pain. Find him here: www.youtube.com twitter.com www.facebook.com links to us: t-shirts: www.districtlines.com donate: www.thegregorybrothers.com twitter www.twitter.com facebook: www.facebook.com Lyrics: JB: Imagine with me for a moment. Imagine an America. Imagine a world Where people pop the hood of their cars And they see stamped on an electronic motor the words: "Made in America." All: Made in America! Made in America! JB: Imagine, imagine... All: Made in America! Made in America! JB: That's what I want to imagine! All: God bless y'all. MV: Now I wanna be part of the solution and not the problem. I gotta start somewhere, gotta crawl before I walk. All: Ay! Crawl before I walk, ay! Crawl before I walk! EG & SG: Before he flies like an Eagle. EG: woo! SVP: Michael Vick served his time, he paid his debt to society and now, he has either earned or been given another chance. SVP,EG,SG: Another chaaaance! MR: Katie Couric is off today. AG: But I'm still lookin at a fine shawtay-ay-ay. MR: I'm Maggie Rodriguez. AG: Nice to meet you, boo. Let's talk about the noo-ews. MR: The city of New York is declaring a war on geese And some animal activists are crying AG: Crying? MR: Crying AG: Crying? MR: Crying foul. AG: Crying how? MR: Crying fowl. AG: oh MR: Birds can become a feathered foe if they collide with airplanes AG <b>...</b>

Auto-Tune the News #9: Nobel. health care. United Nations.
presidents and prime ministers sing in harmony. Love and happiness abounds. Get the mp3: amiestreet.com Donations: www.thegregorybrothers.com Lyrics HC: Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun Seamos un tilín mejores Y un poco menos egoístas Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun Huele a esperanza FR: In this common endeavor Huele a esperanza GB: All of us work together HC: Tun tun tun tun tun tun tun tun BO: We must embrace a new era of engagement Because the time has come UN Choir: To smell the hope! GB: For growth to be sustained It has to be shared UN Choir: ohhh, We can smell the hope! BO: The time has come UN Choir: To smell a better world!! FR: A better world to live in for future generations everywhere. AG: Don't get sick That's right, don't get sick If you have insurance, don't get sick If you don't have insurance, don't get sick If you're sick, don't get sick Just don't get sick That's the Republicans' health care plan CC: He has a chart AG: An angry chart CC: A chart that helps us learn! AG: ooh ooh ah ah If you get sick in America, die quickly That's right--the Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick AG: I agree! CC: He agrees! AG: Angrily! CC: Cuz he's angry! KO: Afford to live? Are we at that point? Are we so heartless? How can we not be united against death? Us: My BFF Gilgamesh knows eternal life's an impossible quest The resources exist for your father and mine to get the same treatment Us: Yeah, we're in agreement But first we gotta lay down some All: High <b>...</b>

The News
The news(as seen through the eyes of a PCP addict). Written and directed by Derek Doublin with Matt Brown and Ray Prewitt. Filmed in the News 9 studio in Oklahoma City.

Auto-Tune the News #10: Turtles.
attn 10 mp3: amiestreet.com Original song, Aquarium Girl, by Kapluckus--album available here: itunes.apple.com

George Galloway Savages SKY NEWS!
George Galloway on his usual warpath, this time about the Israeli / Palestine Battle. Sky News is the current target.

Old News
Here's me hosting the news and my brothers keep intruding :) Enjoy! Music by Brad Sucks: Intro: "Making Me Nervous" - Brad Sucks During: "Darien Gap" (instrumental) - Josh Woodward Montage: "Bad Attraction" - Brad Sucks www.bradsucks.net joshwoodward.com

Fox News Worried Its Viewers Can't Tell a Cartoon from News
I haven't used a clip from the Daily Show or any Viacom material in my videos for almost six months, but, last week, when Matt Groening, creator of "The Simpsons," appeared on the Daily Show, he revealed information of such public interest about how Fox News assesses its own viewers, I had to make this video. The Pew Research Center survey of public knowledge of current affairs to which I refer in my video is available at: people-press.org Also, the Daily Show interview with Matt Groening from which I fairly used a short clip in my video is available in full on the Comedy Central website at: www.thedailyshow.com Finally, more information about the March 2003 episode of "The Simpsons," titled "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington," from which I fairly used a short clip in my video is available at: www.imdb.com

Auto-Tune the News #8 WITH T-PAIN!
The Gregory brothers celebrate charts, America, bread, mullets . . . and oh yea, T-Pain shows up, too.

Huey Lewis & the News - The Power of Love (6 minute ver.)
The classic 1985 music video for the hit song from the Back To The Future trilogy. Featuring Christopher Lloyd.

Auto-Tune the News: Behind the Scenes with the Gregory Brothers
The Gregory Brothers let you peek behind the magic curtain and reveal the secrets behind Auto-Tune the News. Auto-Tune the News #11 coming on Monday (April 5th)! To see the rest of the series click here: www.youtube.com Find us on the site of your choice: www.thegregorybrothers.com http www.twitter.com

Fox News: Alex Jones on DC Madam Palfrey's Murder
www.infowars.com www.prisonplanet.com Fox News' Geraldo has 'conspiracy theorist' Alex Jones on to examine the evidence that shows that DC Madam Deborah Jean Palfrey was murdered-- despite the official claim that she committed suicide. Jones points out the numerous statements Palfrey made in refutation of suicide, as well as the criminology that women rarely hang themselves, generally preferring pills. Geraldo and two co-hosts admit they agree with Alex Jones-- that claims of Palfrey's suicide are "stinky" and suspicious and that the case should be further investigated. One woman even says that the John's on Palfreys list-- including many high-level politicians-- should be revealed and prosecuted. Palfrey's hi-rise apartment manager in Florida says he saw Palfrey only days before her death when she told him a contract may be out on her life. Additionally, she made arrangments to secure her apartment for the next six years-- the approximate time she expected to be in prison--seemingly pointing to the idea that she expected to stay alive.

Chamillionaire - Hip Hop Police/Evening News ft. Slick Rick
Music video by Chamillionaire performing Hip Hop Police/Evening News. (C) 2007 Universal Records a division of UMG Recordings Inc.

Auto-Tune the News #11: Pure Poppycock. (ft. Joel Madden)
attn 11 mp3: bit.ly Broadcasters become stars and stars become broadcasters as an ominous hip-hop sample infuses the news of the day. Joel Madden guests as a fictional CBS correspondent. UPDATE: any resemblance the intentional performers may bear to media personalities living or dead is purely coincidental. Find Joel Madden online: www.goodcharlotte.com http Mike Penny shreds the shamisen. His YouTube channel: www.youtube.com Need more auto-tuned news in your life? Subscribe! Or find us elsewhere: www.thegregorybrothers.com http www.twitter.com Lyrics available in the closed captions (turn the on at the bottom-right-hand corner of the youtube player)! and here: NF: You have the charisma of a damp rag! Gorilla: Damp rag! NF: You have the appearance of a bank clerk! Gorilla: Bank Clerk! NF: Who are you? I'd never heard of you! Gorilla: Eat my poo! NF: Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you! But I have no doubt that it's your intention To be the quiet assassin of European democracy. Perhaps that's because you come from Belgium Which of course, is pretty much a non-country. We don't know you, we don't want you! The sooner you're put out to grass, the better! We don't like you, we don't want you! Gorilla: Our logic and reason have proved you wrong! Bølverk: Go back to Douchebagistan where you belong! Gorilla: Don't make me have to start World War III ! Bølverk: Bring it on, these guns are WMD! NG: We don't know you, we don't want you! We don't like you, we don't want you! KC <b>...</b>

FUNNY NEWS BLOOPERS
bit.ly Part2:www.youtube.com Funny news bloopers!! funny news bloopers

In the News
Great news shorts CBS use to run between cartoons on Saturday mornings. I loved the fact ITN never talked down to kids, just relayed the info.

Huey Lewis And The News - Stuck With You (2006 Digital...
Huey Lewis And The News - Stuck With You (2006 Digital Remaster) Capitol USA (catalog) (P) 2006 Capitol Records, Inc.. All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction is a violation of applicable laws.

Fox News Kills Monsanto Milk Story
Investigative news report regarding cancer-causing additives to milk by Monsanto is shut down by Fox News executives.

Charlie Brooker's How to Report the News - Newswipe - BBC Four
More about the programme: www.bbc.co.uk It's the second episode of the second series and there's the usual mix of contributors, reviews and jokes as the news channels continue to provide enough rubbish to make a show out of.

Viacom Suck This! Fail Toys! News Report by Mike Mozart #ViacomFails
The Golden Rule states; Do unto others and you wish others to do unto you. Unfortunately, in recent years of Corporate Greed and Excess, the "Golden Rule" has seemed to be twisted into, "He who HAS the Gold Makes the Rules" HOWEVER, The RULES have Changed. We are in the new Digital area of Social Networking on YouTube, Facebook and Twitter which allows huge blocks of citizens to spread the word quickly. We NOW are beginning to realize that We have the Gold in Our Pockets and we can keep it out of the Bank Accounts of ANY corporation we wish. If we feel threatened, the 150 Million Active Members of the YouTube Community can spread the word Around the World INSTANTLY, allowing us to stand together as a loyal group and NOT give OUR gold to any Corporation that Threatens our members, our Community, or YouTube itself. the YouTube Community is nearly 150 MILLION strong and are the Primary Target market for Viacom Movies, Toys, DVDs, Video Games and More. And we, the Loyal YouTube Community, wil stand together with our hearts and Wallets if our Community feels threatened. Viacom's lawsuit against YouTube Represents a ticking bomb at the feet of Viacom and when it goes off, it could cause tremendous collateral damage at associated Companies such as CBS, Dreamworks, Disney, and many others Paramount Pictures is a wholly owned subsidiary of Viacom. Any YouTube Community Backlash Against Viacom will hurt Paramount Film Productions and Films that they Distribute Drastically, Hurting <b>...</b>

My TV News Makeup Routine
If you're patient enough to watch this long video- you'll see what I do on a daily basis to get my face ready for the morning newscast I anchor! (contrary to popular belief- many local TV stations DO NOT have a makeup artist on set) If you're interested, we ususally broadcast our morning news live online- Just go to www.wsiltv.com weekdays from 5 am central time to check it out! Click the "Cover it Live" icon on the front page of the site. FEATURED PRODUCTS: FACE: -Smashbox Photofinish Primer (sephora.com) -Rimmel Lasting Finish Foundation #200 (drugstore) -Kat Von D Tattoo Concealer (sephora.com) -Revlon Yellow-toned corrective powder (select Big Lots stores) -Mary Kay Loose powder in Beige 1 (marykay.com) -Milani Powder Bronzer in Light (drugstore) -Wet & Wild Bronzer in Bali Bronze (drugstore) -Cover Girl Cheekers blush in Golden Pink (drugstore) -Milani Minerals Blush in Mai Tai (drugstore) -Bare Minerals Mineral Veil (sephora.com) EYES: -Smashbox shadow trio in Smokey Eyes (from limited edition Expert Eyes kit) -Cover Girl Shadow single in Golden Sunset (drugstore) -Revlon Colorstay Liquid Liner in Blackest Black (drugstore) -Revlon Colorstay pencil liner in Black Brown (drugstore) -CoverGirl Volume Exact Mascara (drugstore) -Half-set lashes (available at most drug/discount stores) LIPS: -Jordana Easyliner lipliner in Baby Berry (drugstore) -Rimmel Lasting Finish lipstick in Metallic Seduction (drugstore) -Wet & Wild Lipgloss in Bronze Berry (drugstore) BLOG <b>...</b>

Kris Kristofferson 'In The News'
From the new album This Old Road. www.KrisKristofferson.com

Shirley Phelps-Roper on Fox News
This crazy, delusional nut job gets torn a new one on FOX News with Julie Banderas. It is a must watch! Visit www.GayRightsWatch.com for more.

Huey Lewis and The News - I Want A New Drug
Huey Lewis and The News - I Want A New Drug

Huey Lewis and The News
Jacob's Ladder Video

NEWS-play gost
kusano and other K play to gost uchi, masu and yamapi

Monsanto & Cancer Milk: FOX NEWS KILLS STORY & FIRES Reporters.
FOX NEWS Reporters (Reporters Steve Wilson & Jane Akre) uncover that most of the Milk in the USA and across some parts of the world is unfit to drink due to Monsanto Corporation's POSILAC®, which has been proven to be a cancer-causing growth hormone.(known in short as "BGH" "BST" or "rBGH" ), but they were fired for trying to tell people the truth. (Important note: After a long court battle, the Court dismissed the whistle blowers protection for the reporters because the Court stated that there was no law to force that the NEWS state the truth! Fact! Going on to say the NEWS was no different than other TV shows/reality shows!!) But the FDA has turned a blind eye once again! If you consumed or fed regular milk to your family today (8/21/08), there is more than a 90% chance that it was from a cow injected with BGH (Bovine somatotropin developed by using recombinant DNA technology). You could be killing or harming your child every time you pour them a glass of milk, the same as pouring them a glass of slow acting poison. Please take action to ensure our children's safety, for they can not protect themselves. What first alarmed farmers was the massive amount of PUS in the milk but Monsanto and the FDA still had no concerns by stating that the PUS was not harmful to be ingested by consumers! If you have little children, at least feed them certified BGH free Milk, Organic Milk or Organic/BGM free milk equivalent like Organic soy milk.

Happy New Year 2009 Celebrity News Recap/Review and Shout Outs by AHMIR!
WATCH IN HIGH QUALITY!!! RATE, FAV, SUBSCRIBE AND FORWARD THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS :) Let all of our YouTube friends know they are in a video! We wanted to surprise 'em so we didn't tell them!!! Let us know who you decided to inform!!! We listed them right below the lyrics in order of appearance in the video!!! LYRICS We are Ahmir, glad to be here, we came to sing about the year, So many things, were happening, you need to know, so here we go, Dad looks away, boy floats away, everyone pray, that he's ok, Wait its a trick, tried to be slick, I cant believe him what ad*ck, Trying to seek, publicity, using his son, what a pity, Lets move on to Tiger, homies going through the fire, Very, very, very, very stupid, Leaving messages is only proof kid, Hey Mr Woods you oughtta know, cant put your balls in every hole, (you-ought-to-know) Hey Mr Woods you oughtta know, cant put your balls in every hole, (you-ought-to-know-this) Poor John and Kate, poor little eight, how quickly some things can deflate, Wow Christian Bale, composure fail, what kind of things, do you inhale? Hey Kanye West, that was the best, way to create, a perfect mess, Stunned Taylor Swift, caught in the midst, just standing there, so innocent, Call on your love, Ja-aa-cob, from twi-i-light, to beat him up, No more Hennessy Kanye, cuz you'll make enemies, If you wanna keep a steady cash flow, You should work on not being an *sshole, Speaking of which, wow really Chris, you really made, everyone pissed (wow-real-ly <b>...</b>

Craig Ferguson's Celebrity News Update
Craig talks about George Michael's community service, Suri Cruise modeling, and Ben Affleck's birthday.

12/16: Celebrity news & gossip from www.CelebrityWeek.com
A daily video blog featuring news, gossip and commentary about your favorite Hollywood stars - hosted by Jackson Blue of KISS 108 FM in Boston. IN THIS EPISODE: Natasha Lyonne accused of molesting animals; Tobey Maguire says Spiderman 3 may be the last; Mel Gibson supports Britney Spears; Elvis' ring sells on EBay

Miley Cyrus Named Worst Celebrity Influence of 2009
Twitter.com - FOLLOW US! If you're a Miley fan, you better listen up! Cyrus needs your support. Get the details right now! Poor Miley. In a recent poll, the Disney superstar got named something pretty darn bad and we're looking for people to defend her. Hey guys, I'm Dana Ward at the Clevver TV headquarters and we just received word that Miley got voted as - take a deep breath - 2009's worst celeb influence. That's right, it's probably not a win that the singing-actress is proud to earn - nor is it anything like her impressive number-1 song downloads, sold-out concerts and crazy-popular Hannah Montana merchandising. But the AOL poll asked readers ages 9 to 15 years old and they chose Miley as the worst Hollywood influence. So it wasn't even adults or parents who picked! We're wondering WHY there are so many haters out there... not just the obvious grouping of the media, but what about fellow kids and teens? I mean, Miley is actually setting records with all of her careers accomplishments, and hey, she's a teenager and bound to make a mistake or two, so why is everyone hating? Do you guys think that maybe some people are "closet fans" who actually like MC but choose to hate simply because they're too cool for school? So the main happenings with Cyrus that were likely the reason she received so many votes for worst influence of 2009 are likely her suggestive Vanity Fair covershoot, the "stripper pole" performance for the Teen Choice Awards and her "slanty eyes" photos with <b>...</b>

Celebrity News and Gossip from CelebrityWeek.com
A daily video blog covering celebrity gossip and entertainment news. Linsday Lohan angry over breakup rumors, Britney Spears tries to save Kfed's album, and Aaron Carter ends engagement after only nine days!

A look at the latest celebrity news
Anna Chan: We'll now bring you the latest celebrity news including singer Amy Winehouse getting arrested, Madonna back on top and Grand Theft Auto IV's big week. More trouble for Amy Winehouse. The Grammy-winning soul singer was arrested on suspicion of drug offenses on Wednesday. The arrest is said to be related to a video given to police earlier this year. On January 22 The Sun newspaper published pictures from video footage allegedly showing Winehouse taking various illicit drugs. Winehouse, who was released with a caution on a separate charge for assault less than two weeks ago, was being held at a London police station after she turned herself in. Madonna's in a familiar position this week as her new album "Hard Candy" debut at No. 1 on the US album charts. It is the artist's seventh chart-topper, the second-most among female artists -- only Barbra Streisand, with eight, has more. As a result, Mariah Carey's "E=MC2" was dethroned to No. 2 after two weeks on top. Britney Spears, whose good behavior just earned her more visitation with her kids, was seen making a visit to a Hollywood recording studio soon after the good news was announced. The singer has been making progress in restoring order to her personal and business life. It was a monster week for the video-game industry as sales of the title "Grand Theft Auto IV" cruised past the 500 million dollar mark in its first week. The game, which has drawn criticism for its graphic and gratuitous violence, has sold 6 <b>...</b>

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The ladies discuss the most recent celebrity news. Watch full episodes of The View at theview.abc.go.com